Aternate 

To stand so still that you become invisible

Jimmy:hey have you seen Anna

Tom: No one can see her she’s aternate

Aternate by Currently aternate November 1, 2021

Alternate 

Reference from the Mandela Catalogue
Someone who looks off / almost doesn't look like a human.

Bro looks like an alternate 💀

Alternate by SaltyNott January 20, 2022

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) 

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) by secreperson October 13, 2021

alternate facts 

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

alternate facts by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

alternate facts 

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

alternate facts by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Alternate Universe 

A parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. A subset of the multiverse.

Amply illustrated in this Youtube conversation.

Dude 1: I shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which McCain-Palin won the elections! Wait, she could be PRESIDENT in this one!

Dude 2: There is such a universe. In that universe Gore and Lieberman won. Gore was killed by an Iraqi-Iranian-Pakistani Terrorist while he was looking out a window in the Twin Towers. President Lieberman made a tearful speech declaring Gore a martyr. He the declared World War on Islam and bombed Egypt.

The US is also bankrupt in that reality.

Alternate Universe by Vamavid November 20, 2009

Alternate Facts 

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

Alternate Facts by Taco Corp January 23, 2017