A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.
That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.
by Legolina January 17, 2011