An primordial Gooning technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-
Sigma“
The user indulges in a
goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „
Snow“ and
Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast}. After enough time has passed the
Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and
will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal
will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus
will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas
will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „
Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr.
II of Rizztown“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ ࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning all over my
Friends volumptious, scrumptious and
child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he
may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end
will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning.
