assuntha 

Assuntha is a fine lady that will capture anyone's heart with her own charm. She is the bestest friend you can ever have. However she has no talent, but she likes to learn more things in life. Assuntha is brutally honest type of a person but still tries to be honest in a nice way.

Person 1: Have you met Assuntha?

Person 2: Actually yeah, she is very strict and honest but it doesn't matter, 'cause I think she's fine asf.

Person 1: Ikr.

assuntha by samisamiii June 9, 2021

Assuntha 

Assuntha is a fine lady that will capture anyone's heart with her own charm. She is the bestest friend you can ever have. However she has no talent, but she likes to learn more things in life. Assuntha is brutally honest type of a person but still tries to be honest in a nice way.

Person 1: Have you met Assuntha?

Person 2: Actually yeah, she is very strict and honest but it doesn't matter, 'cause I think she's fine asf.

Person 1: Ikr.

Assuntha by samisamiii June 9, 2021

Assunta 

Such a sweet girl, a total doll. Probably of an Italian background. Curly brunnette hair and darling chocolate-colored eyes. A bit on the religious side, but you respect her for it. Always stylish and lookinig cute, even when she's out jogging. Athletic and super focused, loves her friends with all her heart (which is HUGE). Is up for anything.

A: Hey did you just see Assunta jog by?
B: Yeah, and she's looking fiiiiine

Assunta by savmoone August 28, 2011

Assunta 

the best mom in the world

i wish my mom was an assunta

Assunta by ;) vcaiudvhcbakudhvboad November 24, 2011

assunta capuozzo 

an italian icon.

on tiktok she usually shares her routine, what she eats and other things.
how she pronounced her name was funny so people made it into a meme.

“ vergognati ! dalla tua, non amica, Assunta Capuozzo💋💋”

x: hey do you know by any chance this woman on tiktok?

x2: OF COURSE I KNOW HER! SHE’S ASSUNTA CAPUOZZO!!!

assunta capuozzo by - s4r July 9, 2022

Assunta 

An entity, that usually originates from the south of the country, who is uneducated in the semantic field of colloquialisms. This being manifests a curiosity for indigenous words; and often, like a deer in head-lights, is stunned upon hearing modern day lexis.

Person A: Yo bled, you good my g?
Assunta: You don't speak the English my papa taught me, what is this lingo?
Person A: Classic Assunta.

Assunta by yehyehbigshaq June 16, 2018

assunta capussy

alter ego of assunta capuozzo, a material gworl who kicked out her daughters cuz she’s tha kween😝 capussy’s her yassified version and a general of the new badussy war😭😔💔

“dalla non amica, assunta caPUSSY”

assunta capussy by jiafei July 6, 2022