assplay

one who ingages in the act of "playing" with somebodys abdomen, in a playfull maner

"man i hate assplay"

by crimson October 14, 2003

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.

You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.

by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011

assplain

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.

Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?

by MadTiki July 6, 2021

assplash

The splashing of toilet water against the anus and buttocks as a result of heavy stools or Explosive diarrhea

While sitting on the shitter, I squinted in disgust as the assplash licked at my rear.

by Dr. Roid September 11, 2004

ass play

Stimulating someones anus with any of the following: finger, mouth, toe, fist, hamster, cell phone (set to vibrate), ext.

Common act between homosexuals

Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"

The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts

"I intentionally get bad cases of hemorrhoids to get ass play with the Doc."

by smallzilla January 12, 2011