assplay

one who ingages in the act of "playing" with somebodys abdomen, in a playfull maner

"man i hate assplay"

by crimson October 14, 2003

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015