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Assology 

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.
1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?
Assology by gomaz July 20, 2005
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Assocolypse

When someones backside becomes so collossally large that it threatens to block the sun & bring about the next ice age.
Oh wow look at the state of that, its like an Assocolypse

Blimey when she bends over its like the Assocolypse
Assocolypse by Adora Dearheart June 29, 2011

assology 

the analysis and study of ass.
when i grow up i want to be an assologist.

i am going to study assology at university.
assology by veeloveshotmoms April 28, 2021

Assology 

The study of being a complete asshole.
Do you know what Mr. Smith Teaches?

No. What?

Assology
Assology by thesmithhaters April 13, 2014

asspocolypse 

December 15.
Happy Kevoween - tumblr was flooded for a moment by black ass.

and a breif after party to commemorate the occasion.
in the asspocolypse, everyone's dash had some chick's ass.
it was ~*koalatea*~ while it lasted.
asspocolypse by tigerdepression December 17, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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