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Ass sock 

When someone has received too much ass sex or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the rectum, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an ass sock.
Marcus took it way too many times in the ass bro, he had an ass prolapse and now wears an ass sock to keep it warm from the pain.
Ass sock by Spacewine September 26, 2010
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ass sock 

a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
ass sock by william john March 6, 2008

ass sock 

An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.
I would have pissy shitted the bed if I didn't have my ass sock in.
ass sock by DrTim June 18, 2007

sock ass 

A sock ass is a person who actually has socks in their ass..... a sock ass physically puts a sock or socks in their ass.
Look at that sock ass.... He's putting socks in his ass!
sock ass by Turbo Marq December 3, 2004

sock ass 

An ass sporting a pink sock AKA trunk butt
Watching "Pink Flamingos" will forever imprint sock ass on your psyche.
sock ass by don nalgotas September 14, 2005

pink sock on his ass 

to give another a pink sock out of anger or retaliation. like getting "medieval on your ass" ala, pulp fiction.
Clear the shit out the room, im going to get pink sock on his ass.
pink sock on his ass by kmitch July 14, 2006
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