Ass sock
When someone has received too much ass sex or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the rectum, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an ass sock.
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ass sock
a sock removed from ones foot that is put under the water in a sink until moist, and then used to wipe ones ass.usualy in the woods or when there is no tp.
wife: john! what the hell i found this wet ass sock behind the toilet and it smells like shit!
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
husband: oh there was no tp left sorry i forgot to pick it up
wife: well i guess im just going to throw it away i guess you dont want to wear dirty socks and im not putting it in with the wash..
husband: no no ill wear it again
ass sock by william john March 6, 2008
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ass sock
An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.
sock ass
A sock ass is a person who actually has socks in their ass..... a sock ass physically puts a sock or socks in their ass.
sock ass by Turbo Marq December 3, 2004
sock ass
sock ass by don nalgotas September 14, 2005
pink sock on his ass
to give another a pink sock out of anger or retaliation. like getting "medieval on your ass" ala, pulp fiction.
pink sock on his ass by kmitch July 14, 2006
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