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When you want someone to furk your ass.
Ass me by EvilUnfaith January 12, 2019

ass me hole 

a person who talks a lot of shit and usually is stuck on themselves who believes and follows their own b.s. straight up they ass.
look at how nichole is so stuck on herself she thinks her shit don't stink what an ass me hole..
ass me hole by MJ Boa October 20, 2017

pick me ass hoe

A girl who puts down all other girls to make herself look better.
Mediocre Girl: “Hayley is so ugly”

Boy: wow “‘Mediocre girl’ is such a pick me ass hoe”
pick me ass hoe by Ronnie_131 June 6, 2018

Pick me ass bitch 

A person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of a certain group in different things they say. In most case, it's to attain the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.
Woman: *lives her best life*

Pick Me ass bitch: "I don't drink, smoke, or have sex with random people like all the other females out there. Guess men only go for hoes instead of real women. I'm not like other girls..."
Pick me ass bitch by Lroca February 9, 2020

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong
When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’
ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Pick me ass bitch 

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others
"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"
Pick me ass bitch by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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