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To "Ass it" is the unsanitary and disgusting act of not wiping ones bum after a bowel movement. Usually the direct result of being without toilet paper and or proper wiping materials.
I had to "ass it" back home from my boys house yesterday because his broke ass didn't have any toilet paper.
Ass it by putzywhatzy September 22, 2013
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When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.
That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!
ass it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Dog ass it 

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.
"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"
Dog ass it by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

Wipe my ass with it 

When you can perform a task with no difficulties
Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

whose ass is it gonna be 

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.
Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?
whose ass is it gonna be by illuscribo September 11, 2018
Word of the Day on September 13, 2018

STOMP A MUDHOLE IN SOMEONE'S ASS & WALK IT DRY 

to kick the Bejesus out of somebody; to physically decimate or shred an individual.
When the tizzun referred to me as his "beeyotch," I stomped a mudhole in his ass and walked it dry.

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.
When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.
spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005