Ass Cookie

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.

"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"

by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007

ass cookie

A cookie that has been placed between one's asscheeks for a period of time, 5mins to a half hour,once ass juices are absorbed the cookie is then strategically placed for an unwitting victim (normally a fat asshole)to find and eat.

That fat bastard Dimitri has been acting like a real dickhead, so i put and ass cookie on his desk and watched him eat it.

by YoungBronson September 23, 2010

ass cookie

When your eating out a girl's b-hole and you find a cookie shoved up in there

Person 1: I was eating a girl out last night and I found an ass cookie!
Person 2: really? Awesome!
Person 1: I know right? Talk about 2 birds

by Anonymous527 October 7, 2013

Ass cookie

A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy

"This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."

by dux0r2 March 22, 2010

ass cookie

a word that cute germans use to say something mean to old ladies who cut them off in traffic

"Shizer!! Ass cookie!!"

by dubya00098 October 6, 2006

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019