Ass Tray 

When someone has an ass that protrudes so far from their body that it forms a flat surface on which a tray can be placed.

I was getting tired of holding everything while waiting in line at Walmart, luckily the woman in front of me had a large enough ass tray for me to put everything on.

Ass Tray by cheeseydude190 April 21, 2010

ass tray 

Noun: Derived from the word "ash tray". What you smell like after spending the night in a smokey bar.

Mang, I my clothes smell like ass tray from the bar last night.

ass tray by The Big Hurt November 7, 2004

Ass tray 

A sex position that has to be done properly or death may be close by.

You will need to choose a certain type of food then rub one another with the chosen food gently (chocolate for example). Then fill ones ass with the food. You may use any objects to help put the food in the ass. You can choose rather or not to eat and lick the good off of your spouse. Lay one on back and then use your fuckin imagination!!!

Aye babe lemme get that ass tray . Ass ass ass trayyyy!

Ass tray by King Dick! October 22, 2015

Ass-tray 

While performing a 69, you take a break. During the break you light a cigarette and use the girl's asshole as an ashtray.

I was about to eat this girl's ass, but some guy already gave her the ass-tray! I don't know about you guys, but cached shit just ain't my style.

Ass-tray by The Dirty Peso March 27, 2009

Ass-tray 

In place of an "ash tray" instead by placing a cigarette in the Anus or Vagina.

I only use my girlfriend as an Ass-tray she's so ugly.
Ex2. I gave my Girlfriend 3rd degree burns using her as an Ass-tray last night.

Ass-tray by William Harrington December 28, 2008

ass-tray 

The result of a person placing there buttocks on a seat which will after result in making an ass print on the seat in a shape of a tray.

Matt: "Dude alright I'm out."

*Gets off seat*

Robert: "Dude you left an ass-tray on your seat!"

ass-tray by vfx.void May 8, 2010

Ass-tray 

An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.

Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.

Ass-tray by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019