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Smoke ass
1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.
2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.
3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.
4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.
5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.
3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.
4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.
5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.
2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.
3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.
Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.
5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.
2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.
3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.
Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.
5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
Smoke ass by Fedora Jack April 1, 2016
Smoke ass
Smoke ass by Large yoshi 69 May 16, 2019
Smoke ass
Smoke ass by Large yoshi 69 May 16, 2019
National eat ass and smoke grass day
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
National eat ass and smoke grass day by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
smoke your ass
verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes
yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so
smoke your ass by shazam the man October 24, 2009
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