Ass Shoes 

What Dave May eats.

"Hey Chris what does Dave May eat?"
"Ass Shoes!"

Ass Shoes by Gary November 24, 2003

ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes

ass-kicking shoes by batgod November 5, 2013

Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga 

A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as

if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.

"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"

"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"

Mike:" Fuck you guys...

Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

assshoes 

A term involving a prefix of ass, and a suffix of an article of clothing, that was NOT invented by Finland.

Mikko: "Assshoes!"
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."

Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."

assshoes by Timothy the Squirrel February 19, 2009