Ass Scalp 

Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.

Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!

Ass Scalp by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011

ass scale (1-10) 

Basically the same as female and male hotness scale but has to do with how big, round, jiggly or fat ur ass is

1- flat ass or silicon

2- pretty much nothing but a little bump
3- a little bigger
4- alittle jiggly
5- sort of round not very fat or jiggly
6- rounder not very big or jiggly
7- very round pretty jiggly
8- round, big and makes guys hard
9- queen of all asses
10- sweet jesus the mf god of all asses no chemicals or nothing

Ashton- Nigga did u see that ass
Jordan-That ass was so fake, only like a 2 on the ass scale (1-10)

ass scale (1-10) by urfuckingsuperb November 9, 2016

ass scalding diarehea 

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

ass scalding diarehea by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019

ass scalpal 

A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:
1. A jerk
2. A moron/idiot
3. A Douche

It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin

1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...
Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?

2. "You're such an ass scalpal."

ass scalpal by porchmonkey251 October 6, 2008

AssScalp 

A total idiot usually one whose scalp resembles an ass therefore their opinions are void

"Where's the party at bro?"

"I'm going to ignore you...you're an AssScalp"

"wha?"

AssScalp by Goooo? April 24, 2009