1 definition by porchmonkey251

A word describing a person who is one or more of the following:
1. A jerk
2. A moron/idiot
3. A Douche

It is derived from the english word: Ass Goblin
1. Jeff: You just took my shit, you fucking ass goblin...
Ben: Did you just call me an ass scalpal?

2. "You're such an ass scalpal."
by porchmonkey251 August 11, 2008
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