Ass Radar

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When you know you need to do a “big job“ but you’re miles from home.

You know you can make it to your own bathroom, but as you close in on the last half mile the urgency increases. Ass Radar kicks in and knows you’re almost there.

Yeah, I almost crapped my car the other day. Ass Radar kicked in and overrode my will to reach the bathroom.

Ass Radar by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

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ass radar

An uncanny sense of just whose ass you need to kiss to get ahead.

As I watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen....her ass radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.

ass radar by boooolie November 18, 2009

Related Words

ass radar • Radar Ass • rad-ass • Rad Ass Fool • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

Radar Ass

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order

Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtlehead poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again

Radar Ass by dayday1980 August 14, 2012

Word of the Day on August 16, 2012

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026