Ass Radar

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When you know you need to do a “big job“ but you’re miles from home.

You know you can make it to your own bathroom, but as you close in on the last half mile the urgency increases. Ass Radar kicks in and knows you’re almost there.

Yeah, I almost crapped my car the other day. Ass Radar kicked in and overrode my will to reach the bathroom.

Ass Radar by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

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ass radar

An uncanny sense of just whose ass you need to kiss to get ahead.

As I watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen....her ass radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.

ass radar by boooolie November 18, 2009

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Radar Ass

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order

Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtlehead poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again

Radar Ass by dayday1980 August 14, 2012

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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