ass pincher

some who pinches asses

Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch

by schottegon January 21, 2009

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.

Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!

by hyperass October 21, 2021

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004