ass jacker 

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.

-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.

ass jacker by Antifelcher March 3, 2003

ass jacker 

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

ass jacker by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

Ass Jacker 

A device used to lift a heavy ass. Used when an add is too heavy to lift by yourself.

"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"

"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!

Ass Jacker by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

Ass Jackers 

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.

Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.

Ass Jackers by LMV January 2, 2009

ass jacket 

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

ass jacket by AssJacket January 26, 2005

ass jacket 

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

ass jacket by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

ass jacket 

one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it

Gene is an ass jacket.

ass jacket by MiaFreeya October 8, 2007