Ass Fusion
Ass Fusion by Nigger Joel April 14, 2014
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Ass Fusion
The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.
Ass Fusion by climber clown August 6, 2015
Related Words
Ass Fusion • asslusion • Optical Asslusion • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass water • ass blaster
Optical Asslusion
When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.
Optical Asslusion by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008
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