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ass farmer 

A male whose preferred method of sexual intercourse is by penetrating the ass of another man.
Don't go to San Fran; nothing by Ass Farmer's out there.
ass farmer by King Sr. July 1, 2003

Ass Farmer 

sombody who has lots of butt sex
John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?
Ass Farmer by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

ass farmer 

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!
ass farmer by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010

ass farmer 

one who cultivates the seeds of life on another's ass fields.
peter north has a side profession as an ass farmer.
ass farmer by d00dsk8 February 21, 2009

ass raping monkey farmer 

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.
'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

assfarter 

You F***IN ASSFARTER!
assfarter by officer tinkles June 21, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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