Ass Don't Smell Share definition Flag 1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.) 2)Any Deodorant. "Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell." Ass Don't Smell by Erik November 12, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Ass Don't Smell mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch