ass dagger

a dagger which is pulled from one anus to assassinate ones bitch ass!

HE SLICED ME WITH HIS ASS DAGGER

by p and E!!!!!?????!!!! January 9, 2011

Ass Dagger

noun; something that is wearing, annoying, angering, or just a general pain in the ass. Can be applied to events, people, etc.
Origin: Xenia, Ohio

1. "Dude my Girlfriend is maken me go to the ballet this weekend." "Thats an Ass dagger"

2. "Hey man, I'm not trying to be an ass dagger, but you owe me 10 bucks."

3. "Damn, this job is a freaken ass dagger."

by Rydizl84 May 9, 2011

Ass Dagger

The burning sensation caused by acidic fecal matter. Most prevalent to those who suffer from lactose intolerance.

Example 1:
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."

Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"

by Mister Wisdom March 6, 2014

ass digger

A person (usually male) who looks to get and give sexual favors (ass) and is very persistant in trying.

Man, dave is such an ass digger. He wont stop trying to go down on her!

by Peter Jameson August 18, 2003

well-digger's ass

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.

Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

well digger's ass

A crude reference point to describe ambient temperature.

It's colder than a well digger's ass outside.

by buttedude July 12, 2016

assbaggery

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

by ferlishious December 3, 2007