Ass Barber

Name: Ass Barber Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

Words you can keep

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008

Related Words

Ass Barber • barbarian ass sex • Assbarfer Syndrome • assbarger • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

barbarian ass sex

To have sex in the anus in a barbaric manor.

Barbian ass sex is awesome.

Any body want some barbarian ass sex.

Man barbarian ass sex looses me up and gets me in the mood.

barbarian ass sex by fatcat346 October 3, 2002

barbarian ass sex

Three words "Conan the Barbarian"

Man Conan throws down some mean barbarian ass sex

barbarian ass sex by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Barbeque head ass

A derogatory term directed to the fourth migo. usually used after someone doesn't recognize the fourth one specifically.

Do you not know who i am boy? you better find out you barbeque head ass boy.

Barbeque head ass by meatheadirony April 1, 2023

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026