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Ass Barber 

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.
Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.
Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008
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Ass Barber 

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.
Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.
Ass Barber by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008

barbarian ass sex 

To have sex in the anus in a barbaric manor.
Barbian ass sex is awesome.

Any body want some barbarian ass sex.

Man barbarian ass sex looses me up and gets me in the mood.
barbarian ass sex by fatcat346 October 3, 2002

barbarian ass sex 

Man Conan throws down some mean barbarian ass sex
barbarian ass sex by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Barbeque head ass

A derogatory term directed to the fourth migo. usually used after someone doesn't recognize the fourth one specifically.
Do you not know who i am boy? you better find out you barbeque head ass boy.

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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