The little town of Maryland (in MoCO) that is known for absolutely nothing. Oh, except for many of the 2002 sniper shootings being there. It's in between Wheaton, Rockville and Olney, and has the characteristics of all of those places, but mostly Wheaton. There's not a lot to do, but hey.
by Emily April 14, 2005
When a chic is sitting between two guys jerking them off simultaneously, simulating a downhill skier!
by Bone Miller February 18, 2014
When you lie on your back and have a girl stick your dick up her ass. Then she tucks in her knees and you spin her on your dick...Thus, going to ass-spin.
Girl isn't even a midget and we're still going to Aspen!
by Gurupup July 29, 2010
When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.
Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.
by tacotyme January 12, 2010
A sexual act where a women is doing cocaine off of an erect penis. Before she can do the next line the man will insert is coke laden penis into her anus causing it to go numb and lose control of her bowels causing her to shit her pants.
by jdyno718 September 2, 2010
a back stabbing bi*ch how just wants fame and money from her father, David Loeffler, who is the manager of the most amazing human beings in the world, Why Don't We. Anyway back to aspen. She uses Jack Avery (beautiful creature) for fame and she tries to show off her non-existing ass. A trump supporting snake who the boys unfollowed.
by snake loeffler March 8, 2018
Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.
To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.
by Vet Man December 9, 2006