Asian Eye

When you are causally walking around but then a fat ass thick black guy comes around and uses his dick as a whip to beat up the other person until he ejaculates all over you.

Last week I turned around the corner and a fat ass came around then Asian eyed me.

by Touch me May 18, 2021

Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

Asian Eyepatch

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.

Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...

by sharonstoneyetti April 7, 2009

Asian eyes

When there is a guy who is not asian, but his eyes do look asian.

“That nigga Jimmy has asian eyes” -Nick
“Yeah he looks like he eats cats” -AJ

by alsx28 October 11, 2018

asian eyes

strange eyes

Why are you always squinting? asian eyes!

by big man 22211155 January 24, 2022

Asain Eye

When some one tries to roll a blunt and cant roll blunts. The term asain eye refers to the end of the blunt being smashed or squinted like an asains eye. Asain eyes arent dificult to smoke they are just stupid looking.

John: okay I rolled it
James: WTF is this you rolled a straight up asain eye
John: wtf is that

by kingBlacken.ps.ty October 16, 2010

asian eyes

asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.

That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.

by Mohammad Philio May 12, 2009