Ashlyan

Likely the product of teenage alcoholism and an unexpected pregnancy. Uncommonly short but packs a lot of personality to up the height. Can sense a snake and will talk shit frequently to express their discontent with said snake, but also can be a good friend to put your grievances with and she knows a good friend when she sees it. Their future will likely be shaped by being a teen mom,(LETS GO RAIDERS!!!) drug dealing, and dropping out of high school. She is a friend to all except snakes...... and spiders

Clayton: EVAN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WEED FROM!?!?
Evan: Ashlyan
Emily: Oh she talks so much crap about me
Blake: then you’re probably a snake

by Chinamanwhodontlikevitamans July 13, 2018

Ashlyan

A good friend. Kind heated cutie! She's the sassiest and sweetest Person in the world!

Pearson1: oh look there's Ashlyan

Person two: she's so sweet and cute I'm glad I have her as a friend in my life

by Ashlyan July 29, 2016

Ashlyn

Ashlyn is a very kind girl. But don't make her mad or you will regret it. Ashlyns hide there feelings in front of people and ah they don't care but they actually are in pain. Ashlyn is very beautiful but she doesn't think that. She is one of the most caring people you can find. Ashlyn cares to much about other people that she forgets about herself and gets hurt. But in the end she has a very kind heart, if you have an Ashlyn don't let her go.

Person 1~ did you see Ashlyn today
Person 2~ yeah she is very beautiful!!

by ᒪOᐯE Yᗩᗩ April 15, 2019

dirty ashlyn

Dirty Ashlyn loves to be bent over by her man and slapped on the ass. She loves to be daddy’s good girl. Dirty Ashlyn is very sensitive so you have to be good to her. She can shove your shit all the way down her throat.

Dirty Ashlyn is such a goddess. Her tits are indescribable.

by rosaliecumsleeve April 5, 2020

Ashlyn

Ashlyn is one of the prettiest girls in the world, and she smiles so bright, Heaven is jealous. When you get an Ashlyn to be your friend, thank the Lord because she will be the kindest, sweetest, smartest, funniest, most loyal, most brilltastic person you will ever meet. Although they are known sometimes to be sassy and to want to win arguments, Ashlyns will still be just as good a friend they have always been in the end, and they will realize that there is no point in arguing with you if you are good friends who are free to have your own opinions. Warning: some Ashlyns come with dirty minds. xD

“I met this girl and I think she and I will get along really well... she's kind, honest, generous, funny, and loyal!”
“What's her name?”
“Ashlyn.”

“She's so pretty, nice, and smart. She's such an Ashlyn!”

by Super Epic Girl November 6, 2014

angels for ashlyn

Angels For Ashlyn is a movement created by children on Musical.ly in honor of Ashlyn Rae Flegel who was hit by a car and died at 12 years old. To support their mission, Ashlyn's mother created a clothing line: Angels For Ashlyn Inc.

I am a part of Angels For Ashlyn.

by Angels FoukiAngels For As July 5, 2017

Ashlyn Story

(Noun) (Part of Life) A story that few others can relate to other than Ashlyn...because she is Ashlyn. Ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindfucked and speechless. However, most Ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened to over dinner, often reveal clues to the meaning of life. Every man should hear an Ashlyn story from the source before he dies.

Sam- (As he reads the New York Times) "How was breakfast babe?"

Ashlyn- "Well I opened the cabinet and the cereal box fell out and exploded all over the kitchen, so I cleaned it up and wound up just eating the bowl. The cat helped clean up the milk...so that worked out"

Sam- (still reading the NYT) "sounds good babe"

Cat- (from under kitchen table) "Typical Ashlyn story..."

by Meow94 September 29, 2013