Ashlyan

Likely the product of teenage alcoholism and an unexpected pregnancy. Uncommonly short but packs a lot of personality to up the height. Can sense a snake and will talk shit frequently to express their discontent with said snake, but also can be a good friend to put your grievances with and she knows a good friend when she sees it. Their future will likely be shaped by being a teen mom,(LETS GO RAIDERS!!!) drug dealing, and dropping out of high school. She is a friend to all except snakes...... and spiders

Clayton: EVAN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WEED FROM!?!?
Evan: Ashlyan
Emily: Oh she talks so much crap about me
Blake: then you’re probably a snake

by Chinamanwhodontlikevitamans July 13, 2018

Ashlyan

A good friend. Kind heated cutie! She's the sassiest and sweetest Person in the world!

Pearson1: oh look there's Ashlyan

Person two: she's so sweet and cute I'm glad I have her as a friend in my life

by Ashlyan July 30, 2016