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A man with breath stankier than a grandma's one week unwashed diarrhoea ass

Man 1 : yo bro want some mints
Man 2 : no bro, I'm fine...

Man 1 : bro, ure an ashit rn. EAT THE FUCKING MINTS
Man 3 : bro it's no use. Ashit's cannot be saved

ashit by Octopusgod April 18, 2020

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whoGives'aShit

When you reach a point in a conversation between you and yourself, you and someone else, or two other people where you realize that it doesn't matter, resulting in the prase you say when you reach this point, whoGives'aShit

Should i use this toothpaste or the other one. Wait. whoGives'aShit

whoGives'aShit by Baaaaaabyy August 17, 2011

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Ashith • Ashita • Ashitosh • ashite • ashitha • Ashitton • Ashitaba • ashitabh • ashita ga aru sa • ashitbox

A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

A shit pie by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

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I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

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Don’t Give A Shit

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.

“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”

Don’t Give A Shit by AKACroatalin June 15, 2017

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ashifa

doesn't follow rules and if she does she does it whenever she wants, don't mess with her she a great fighter, has great sense of humor, can make you laugh whenever your sad or not in the mood and out going person.

don't mess with ashifa

ashifa by ur l0v3 March 15, 2017

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Aishiteru

Aishiteru is the Japanese word for I love you.

Kokoro no sokokara aishiteru...which means...I love you from the bottom of my heart

Aishiteru by Ash Ravenworth August 12, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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