Ashcuse

An excuse blaming the volcanic activities in Iceland

Sales guy: Sorry, we can not ship in time.
Customer: Don't give me that ashcuse, it thought you are shipping from LA.

Ashcuse by WorkVitamins April 18, 2010

ashmused 

To be amused and ashamed at the same time.

Eg. Kaitlyn felt ashmused about her family

ashmused by le biscuit May 13, 2015

asscuse 

Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.

"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"

asscuse by Mattalicious October 21, 2007