ASCII art

Art done in plain text. This is fairly difficult. Portraits of people done in ASCII art usually only work if the person has some major distinguishing characteristics.

From American Standard Code for Information Interchange, the set of bits created in the 1980s to represent characters.

ASCII art by LarstaiT November 6, 2003

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ASCII art

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like this
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....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
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ASCII art by hi May 13, 2005

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shrek ascii art

⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆

⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿

⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉

⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆

⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿

⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉

This is a masterpiece, a Shrek ascii art is COOL.

shrek ascii art by Titanique November 27, 2025

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GLaDOS ASCII Art Attempt for MUGS

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠈⢲⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⡃⣸⣿⣽⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿
⠿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠨⠁⠘⠟⠉⠁⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⢟⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⢂⢄⠀⠀⠠⠁⠀⠀⢸⢿⢿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿
⢀⣠⣴⣿⣶⣝⢿⡿⠋⣴⣿⢟⣄⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠄⢹⣿⣸⣾⣿⣷⣶⣽⡻⣿⣿
⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣾⣷⡵⠋⠂⠀⠀⠁⡀⢈⠃⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣇⣼⠏⠁⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠴⠀⣰⣿⢷⣿⡏⠄⠀⠠⠈⠹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⢀⠀⢬⣿⢯⣼⣿⡅⣀⣀⠒⡀⠈⣹⣿
⠿⣿⣿⣿⢯⣛⠛⠣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠨⡈⢠⣿⣯⣿⣿⠗⣔⣛⡻⠆⠇⠠⣼⣿
⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣄⠀⠩⣨⣀⠤⡀⠀⡈⠇⣈⣿⣟⣿⣿⠮⢁⣤⡄⠱⡘⠀⢶⣧⣿
⣶⣭⣭⣿⣿⣭⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣅⡹⢒⣾⣟⣾⣿⡟⠱⡘⠟⠁⡘⠀⢬⣟⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠡⣈⣀⠔⠀⣸⣟⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣾⣟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣮⣢⢄⣀⢠⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣝⣻⠿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿

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(GLaDOS ASCII Art Attempt for MUGS)

GLaDOS ASCII Art Attempt for MUGS by B1SCR0W January 30, 2026

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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