wonderful place fun of magical trolls and old men live in the tRrees. and all the inhabitants love each other and never want to leave
by camille April 24, 2003
Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.
by Justice F. Harambe October 19, 2016
by Strange Brew May 6, 2012
the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"
"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"
by mandalyn von seldeneck February 4, 2012
by A Q man April 27, 2011
After each lovers soul is projected into the real world through truth and honesty, they are then fused together by the power of love to create one dying entity to rise above all the universe and into the heavens where an eternity of contentment and everlasting nirvana shall follow soon afterwards.
by brendan ess January 1, 2004
by ur_AQ May 5, 2011