A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.

Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.

artisanal by Supermodified May 1, 2012

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artika

A beautiful girl that is wonderful in every way. If you know an Artika keep her close because she is the best thing that can happen in your life. She is caring, a lovely friend, intelligent, and all around amazing. Whenever an Artika steps into the room, the room lights up. Artika is beautiful on the inside and outside and all the boys go crazy for her!

Girl #1: I wish I was an Artika
Girl #2: Me too
Random boy: You'll never be an Artika, she's just too good

artika by ALLHANDLESARETAKEN November 28, 2016

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artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

artifact children by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

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