Articularextricator

A speculative mechanical apparatus designed to simultaneously dislocate or forcefully remove all joints within the human body, rendering the individual's limbs and extremities entirely immobile and disconnected.
Luca: Strap her in the Articularextricator, now. She just lost her mobility privileges.
Chas: No!!! Please!!!
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024
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