A revolutionary device designed to elicit an overwhelmingly intense and euphoric sensation of sexual pleasure within the user. Placed upon the stomach, the erosblissor utilizes advanced neurostimulation technology to trigger a cascade of erotic sensations, engulfing the individual in waves of unparalleled ecstasy.
Maven: Hello, Chas. Meet the Erosblissor. I am aware that you know what it does already.
Chas: You people...are sick, disgusting PERVERTS!!!
Maven: Trust me. You'll enjoy this as much as I'll enjoy watching.
Chas: You people...are sick, disgusting PERVERTS!!!
Maven: Trust me. You'll enjoy this as much as I'll enjoy watching.
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024
An unconventional and idiosyncratic form of love characterized by an inexplicable attraction to someone's quirks, flaws, and peculiarities. Lovurn involves a deep affection for the eccentricities and oddities that make an individual unique, embracing their unconventional traits with delight and fascination.
"Despite his friends' confusion, Mark's lovurn for his partner's habit of collecting vintage rubber ducks only deepened their bond, celebrating the eccentricity that made their relationship truly unique."
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024
An abhorrent and barbaric apparatus designed to inflict unimaginable suffering upon its victims through a combination of torturous methods. The excruciblator employs a repertoire of sadistic mechanisms, including but not limited to mutilation, sensory deprivation, psychological torment, and relentless physical agony.
Roger: Behold! The ultimate torture device! The excruciblator. Specially made for you...Chas.
Chas: Stop this!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!
Chas: Stop this!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024
Demuscotecom (noun) - A hypothetical biomedical device implanted somewhere within the digestive system, designed to enable the consumption of human flesh while preventing its excretion through normal bodily processes. This device employs advanced filtration mechanisms to selectively absorb nutrients from ingested human tissue, ensuring that the consumed flesh is metabolized for sustenance without being expelled during defecation.
Yuri: Next week I will have surgery and THEY will finally implant the Demuscotecom Filter inside me!
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024
A technological apparatus designed to selectively incinerate the entirety of the human body except for the central nervous system (including the brain), arteries, veins, and nerves. Following the process, the individual is left in a state of perpetual consciousness, trapped within their preserved neural network while the rest of their corporeal form is reduced to ash.
Katelynn: Activate the Neurovascularisolve. Set it to full power. Make sure she suffers.
Chas: Go to hell...
Chas: Go to hell...
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024
A speculative mechanical apparatus designed to simultaneously dislocate or forcefully remove all joints within the human body, rendering the individual's limbs and extremities entirely immobile and disconnected.
Luca: Strap her in the Articularextricator, now. She just lost her mobility privileges.
Chas: No!!! Please!!!
Chas: No!!! Please!!!
by Alternate978 February 25, 2024