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Artic Ice Pickle 

When a man takes a huge dump into a condom, puts it in the freezer until it is frozen, then the girl uses it as a dildo
"I heard old Ms.Habernackel used little timmys corn filled artic ice pickle."

"EWWWWWWWWW thats gross"

Carrying Ice to the artic 

The expression "carrying ice to the Arctic" is a metaphor that implies doing something unnecessary or redundant, much like trying to bring ice to a place where it is already abundant. It suggests that an action is pointless because the resources or elements involved are already present in excess. This phrase can be used to criticize efforts that are perceived as futile or to highlight inefficiency in a task.
My uncle Bob is always carrying ice to the artic.

Retarded Arctic Ice Goat 

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.
Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.
Retarded Arctic Ice Goat by P.Kynes February 27, 2009

Arctic Ice Mosquito 

A turkey vulture-sized mosquito which lives on the open tundra of the Canadian North. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are dayturnal, spending the lazy Arctic days walking around on their six legs, feeding on the Arctic Ice Potato, which grows on trees everywhere on the Arctic Tundra. Arctic Ice Mosquitoes are quite friendly, and you can strike up a conversation easily as they are Canadian and love to talk about the weather.
Dude check out that herd of Arctic Ice Mosquitoes! They're my favorite animal.

Arctic Ice Mosquito 

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.
Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

Arctic Icepick 

The act of getting a piece of ice shoved up your ass.
That bitch was pissing me the fuck off, so I gave her the Arctic icepick.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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