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Arthurito 

Arthurito is usually a very tall man who rarely gets upset or emotional. To people he doesn't know, he is just there. But for others more fortunate to know him, he is funny, strange, and weird. The good kind of weird tho. He can be kind of lazy and his life is somewhat simple. Arthurito is also low-key freaky with a long veiny dick, but he is kind of dumb.
“Damn who's that tall guy?”
Oh that's just Arthurito”
Arthurito by FuckYourSelf<3 March 21, 2025
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J.Arthuritis 

Acute stiffness of the wrist caused by excessive self-discipline.
From the cockney rhyming slang for wank -' J.Arthur Rank'
Billy has to drink wine nowadays because his wrist won't take the weight of a pint glass. It's the worst case of J.Arthuritis I've seen
J.Arthuritis by gavos August 12, 2010

Rheumatoid arthritis 

This is a horrible autoimmune disease. It mostly effects joint, but can effect other organs. The disease usually begins gradually with fatigue, morning stiffness (lasting more than one hour), widespread muscle aches, loss of appetite, and weakness. Eventually, joint pain appears. When the joint is not used for a while, it can become warm, tender, and stiff. When the lining of the joint (synovium) becomes inflamed, it gives off more fluid and the joint becomes swollen. Joint pain is often felt on both sides of the body, and may effect the wrist, knees, elbows, fingers, toes, ankle or neck.
Rheumatoid arthritis sucks.

Arthurine 

1) Female version of Arthur.

2) A beautiful woman with a heart of gold. Silly, a dork at times, and great to have as a friend or co-worker.

3) A unique and eclectic individual.
You're so awesome! You're an Arthurine!
Arthurine by saidincontext February 4, 2010

Acute Urate Related Arthritis 

A medically diagnosable condition that occurs when a student is asked a question in an exam on a topic that doesn't actually exist.
"I googled that question from the exam yesterday and it came up with no results. That gave me a serious case of acute urate related arthritis"
The way that a non-English speaking Latino pronounces R2-D2.
Me: Hey what's the name of the little trash can shaped robot on Star Wars?

Latino: Arturito!
Arturito by Dominic Santiago October 23, 2009

Arthuring 

person 1: what is he doing?
person 2: he's Arthuring