Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

Asscheeks by dochomie July 7, 2009

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Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

Open Asscheeks by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

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Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

Bag Of Asscheeks by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016

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Asscheeks

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.

Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!

Asscheeks by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023

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