arsebadgers 

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

arsebadgers by spong May 2, 2003

arsebadger 

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

arsebadger by manta May 22, 2003

arsebadger 

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited

Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous

arsebadger by maximus hall 1V March 6, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004