Arno The Troller

Contrary to Arno's delusional beliefs, he is NOT a master troller. On the contrary, this man engages in extremely low intelligence plots to attempt to fool others. Little does he know that his so-called "trolls" fail miserably 99% of the time, as the subject of his attempts only plays along because they feel bad about Arno's low mental capacity.

Upon completing his "trolls", he starts to spam "mad cuz trolled trollface" and "trolololo" to assert his "dominance".

Stay clear of this man if you value your mental health: Research has shown that when a person is exposed to Arno's high-frequency braincell loss, the person's own brain starts leaking braincells as well.

If you are worried of accidentally coming into contact with Arno The Troller, please consider purchasing the ArnoDetection™ Geiger Counter.

I saw in the news that Arno The Troller is in town, have you bought your ArnoDetection™ Geiger Counter yet?

Arno The Troller by zilianthegreat February 10, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016