Arnie Palmer

The act of accidentally ejaculating on your face while masturbating.

" I totally arnie palmered last night." - I was having a convo w my friend about how
I did that and that's what I was drinking at the time. It fit. I hope
It makes the cut!

Arnie Palmer by Jonny b December 27, 2013

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Arnie Palmer

Skateboard bail causing massive impact trauma to the palms of the hands

ever since that Arnie Palmer on the minipipe last year I wake up at night with my hands in the frozen food section

Arnie Palmer by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

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Arnold "Arnie" Palmer

The act of tea bagging someone while simultaneously squeezing lemon juice on their face.

In order to spice things up in the bedroom he gave his girlfriend an Arnold "Arnie" Palmer.

Arnold "Arnie" Palmer by MoonDog2511 June 28, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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