Army Girlfriend 

She chooses a life most wouldn't be strong enough for. Makes a million sacrifices for her soldier, and the Army Life yet wouldn't have it any other way. She waits out long, sleepless nights alone and experiences worry and fear. She also experiences incredible pride in her soldier and a true Army Girlfriend will wait faithfully for him to return from the war. She is the most supportive, loving, strongest woman on the earth.

"No one is stronger than an Army Girlfriend."

Army Girlfriend by proudarmygf February 9, 2012

Army Girlfriend 

He hasn't come back home yet.
When he does, see definition for Army Wife.

1) "You're an Army Girlfriend?"

"Yeah, and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months so don't fuckin' piss me off."

2) "I haven't seen my boyfriend in a week!!!!"

"Go fuck yourself."

Army Girlfriend by PFC Magana's Girl ;] October 18, 2010

army girlfriend 

smells like flowers but is made of steel

I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.

army girlfriend by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018

Army girlfriend 

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.

- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.

Army girlfriend by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019