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Arkins Ass

Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .
We came to the conclusion that Dave has Arkins Ass and needs to be treated.
Arkins Ass by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019
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arkansassy

Guys love Arkansassy ladies. "Urban rejects the non-celebrity rejects", Arkansassy lady.

Arkansass 

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.
Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.
Arkansass by Allison August 29, 2004

Arkansass 

anyone or anything relating to the state of Arkansas
We moved to Arkansass, and found out everyone is an ass.
Arkansass by Jagu Doha April 11, 2004

ArkansasSloughboy 

An Arkansan at home in the swamps. One that speaks duck more fluently than a duck and could shoot a horsefly in the eye at a hundred yards. Also, devestatingly handsome and cooler than the internet.
Have you ever hunted with Mike? Man, that dude is one ArkansasSloughboy!!
ArkansasSloughboy by mikewin September 8, 2010