Arkins Ass

Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .

We came to the conclusion that Dave has Arkins Ass and needs to be treated.

by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019

arkansassy

description for an Arkansas native sasshole

Guys love Arkansassy ladies. "Urban rejects the non-celebrity rejects", Arkansassy lady.

by street-class_academixes June 4, 2016

Arkansass

Capitol of Rednecks(which is not a very good thing).Its...country.....enough said.No malls.

Lauren-Im going to Arkansass this weekend:(
Allison-I feel sorry for you.

by Allison August 29, 2004

Arkansass

anyone or anything relating to the state of Arkansas

We moved to Arkansass, and found out everyone is an ass.

by Jagu Doha April 11, 2004

ArkansasSloughboy

An Arkansan at home in the swamps. One that speaks duck more fluently than a duck and could shoot a horsefly in the eye at a hundred yards. Also, devestatingly handsome and cooler than the internet.

Have you ever hunted with Mike? Man, that dude is one ArkansasSloughboy!!

by mikewin September 8, 2010