Arfaism

the act of being clumsy or being so stupid that you're actually super smart

symptoms:

-constantly losing your balance or tripping on nothing

-studying or working on a project all night
-or you might find yourself saying...
"die in a hole"
"wHaAaAaAt"
"you heaux"
"tHoT detected"
"you whore"
"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

if you are experiencing any of these symptoms please immediately go see your doctor immediately

Person 1: Why are you always tripping and walking into me?
Person 2: I suffer from Arfaism
Person 1: Omg im so sorry I had no idea

Arfaism by YetiAteMySpagetti October 20, 2018

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Ariaism

religion which a person named Aria is god

ariaism is good, said a ariaist

Ariaism by rowletsuperb January 25, 2024

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Arfaism • Ariaism • Snail-Ariaism

Snail-Ariaism

A religion in which we hail a God named Aria and snails are his holy council

We have joined Snail-Ariaism

Snail-Ariaism by Ariaist no.1 November 13, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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