Arfaism

the act of being clumsy or being so stupid that you're actually super smart

symptoms:

-constantly losing your balance or tripping on nothing

-studying or working on a project all night
-or you might find yourself saying...
"die in a hole"
"wHaAaAaAt"
"you heaux"
"tHoT detected"
"you whore"
"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

if you are experiencing any of these symptoms please immediately go see your doctor immediately

Person 1: Why are you always tripping and walking into me?
Person 2: I suffer from Arfaism
Person 1: Omg im so sorry I had no idea

by YetiAteMySpagetti October 20, 2018

Ariaism

religion which a person named Aria is god

ariaism is good, said a ariaist

by rowletsuperb January 25, 2024

Snail-Ariaism

A religion in which we hail a God named Aria and snails are his holy council

We have joined Snail-Ariaism

by Ariaist no.1 November 13, 2023