arbor day

A meaningless American holiday celebrating trees.

Sally: Hey, it's Arbor Day. Shouldn't we have the day off?
Donald: Are you dumb? No one cares about trees. That's what Earth Day is for.
Sally: Oh. Sorry trees.

by HisSecretMistress February 28, 2016

Arbor Day

When you poop but go to wipe and nothing is there. Like on Arbor Day, you should now plant a tree for wasting paper.

"Just took a quick dump and it was an Arbor Day. Gotta go plant a tree."

by oneyozfest August 19, 2022

Arbor Day

9 Months before the birthday of Rex Mohs

"When's your birthday"
"Jan. 26, 1997"
"9 Months after Arbor Day; that's pretty weird coincidence"
"Oh, it's no coincidence"

by Noranic June 06, 2021