When a guy fucks a girl from behind, then fish-hooks her mouth from both sides with his hands, so when she tries to speak it sounds like she's calling Flipper.
Very shortly after ejaculation during sexual intercourse (as soon as bodily possible) performing the act of urination upon the female partner (preferably on the face or in the mouth). Let her swim in it.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.