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Aquarpeting 

(n)from aquatic carpeting
1. A thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. Algae that feels like berber
3. Plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water

This aquarpeting reminds me of my grandma's house. I think someone needs to vacuum.

Aquagriphin 

GOD
HE IS GOD WORSHIP ME NUBS
HE IS A AQUAGRIPHIN
Aquagriphin by Aquagriphin April 28, 2022

aquaproprocketeering 

The pursuit of water propelled projectiles by a rocketeer or some other scientician.
Me: Hey, what are your plans this Saturday?

Jim Bob: Aquaproprocketeering, you know.
aquaproprocketeering by PhysicPiper November 28, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026