(n)from aquatic carpeting
1. A thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. Algae that feels like berber
3. Plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water
This aquarpeting reminds me of my grandma's house. I think someone needs to vacuum.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.