(n)from aquatic carpeting
1. A thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet
2. Algae that feels like berber
3. Plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water
This aquarpeting reminds me of my grandma's house. I think someone needs to vacuum.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'