It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.
It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.
It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.
by Randomzooanimal December 8, 2012
by salmonhardybucks October 19, 2010
a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.
"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."
"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."
"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."
by riotgrraffe October 23, 2009
A blacksmith apron is the english terminology for a gunt. Basically this is when a females gut hangs over her genitals. Not an attractive look!
by Malcy-Malc March 16, 2005
A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.
Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
(n) The abdominal folds of an obese woman that covers her pubic area. It must be lifted out of the way to access her private area.
by The Freakin Don August 25, 2006
by BrendaLee January 2, 2006