meat apron

(n) The abdominal folds of an obese woman that covers her pubic area. It must be lifted out of the way to access her private area.

That chick has a big meat apron! If I could bench 200 pounds, I'd be able to tag that ass.

by The Freakin Don August 25, 2006

Aarons Meat

Aarons meat refers to a a condition that lowers IQ significantly due to the consumption of raw heart and other organs,
The term was first created by a Jewish man called Aaron.

Joe Fazer: "I'm going to eat a big fat fucking juicy steak tonight, *moans*"
Greg Doucette: "B- Beep Boop- Enjoy your steak but be careful of beep- boop Aarons meat"

by chicken81914 March 1, 2025