riotgrraffe's definitions
a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.
"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."
"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."
"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."
by riotgrraffe October 23, 2009
Get the meth apronmug.