meth apron

a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.

"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."

"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."

meth apron by riotgrraffe October 23, 2009

Methadrone

Methadrone is a research chemical that is still in testing. In the UK it is currently legal, being illegal in several european countries.

It is a fiendish drug, mostly used by the 'skins' generation of twattish UK youth.

It is taken by snorting, but can also be bombed which gives a lesser effect.
It has a distinctive chemical smell, and is one of he nastiest things so snort. it tastes, and smells like cat urine, giving it the nickname 'cat piss'
because of its legality it can be purchased online in the UK, and depending on how much you buy, prices can be as cheap as a tenner. People have started shotting it, and hiking the prices up to ridiculous sums.

Effects a similar to that of MDMA, although a shorter, less satisfactory high is usually experienced.

Ultimately, its nice, but if you take it, you're a fiend

John: Do you want a line of cat piss mate?

Jim: Nah mate, methadrone is for fiends.

.......Several hours later.........

John: Do you want a line of cat piss mate?

Jim: Bless, this place is dead, weve been standing on a street corner for ages trying to find a yard to go to or somthing to do. I love fridays....

Methadrone by Zorbwyn October 17, 2009

methaphone 

What you give to someone who lost their phone and is going through withdrawals.

She needs a hit of methaphone, she's going crazy since she lost her phone. Also, "We need to get her to a methaphone clinic ASAP."

methaphone by Flapps June 22, 2015

Methatron

Methatron when u take so much meth u enter the stage of methatron and destroy anything IN UR FUCKING PATH

Kelly: did u hear about barbs last night

Emily: yea omg she turned into methatron and ran her head right through a door then overdosed in the ambulance

Methatron by thiccbonehead412 July 4, 2020