Apple Picker 

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.

"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"

Apple Picker by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008

Apple Picker 

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls

Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker

Apple Picker by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023

apple picker 

A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.

Here comes Jamal and all those other apple pickers.

apple picker by rodney98768 August 27, 2022

Apple picker 

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.

My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.

Apple picker by Tjjmon December 18, 2022

apple-picker 

An impulsive woman

Lisa was an apple-picker when she kissed my boyfriend without fearing the consequences.

apple-picker by ckdtennis January 9, 2010

Canadian Apple picker 

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

Canadian Apple picker by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Washington Apple Picker 

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

Washington Apple Picker by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025